The Tales of a Wallflower

meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

mothpope:

honestly i dont care if u guys know my full name and know what town i live in like if u wanna come find me just do it if u wanna hang out then thats cool if u wanna come murder me then thats even better

vegay:

do not laugh behind me because i will think you are laughing about me

getoffmybloghoe:

Internet history won’t tell you anything, if parents really want to know what their kids are up to check their most recent emojis

praises:

endxer:

praises:

why aren’t there synonyms for “me”

because there’s no one else like you

that was surprisingly adorable

assiest:

soy milk is spanish for ‘i am milk’

foxnewsofficial:

anonymous compliments are really nice it’s like there’s no ulterior motive they just want you to read it and smile 

sirpastydick:

idk about u but im feeling 22
pounds overweight

emmugh:

everyone calls it nightblogging but really it’s the australians

oomshi:

please watch your fucking language

secretlyybroken:

Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back

kablizzy:

thetremblingofmyhand:

thetremblingofmyhand:

the kid that sits behind me in geometry is a really good artist and once I turned around and he was spending an extensive amount of time shading in the collarbones of the guy he was drawing, so I whispered

“careful John, your gay is showing”

and he just winked

So, apparently John has a tumblr and if he sees this I will track all of you down and rip your beating hearts from your chest one by one

Signal boost for John.

smilingemoticon:

smilingemoticon:

1-800-HOT-DADS

I FORGOT THIS WAS A REAL NUMBER FUCK DON’T CALL IT IT’S A SEX LINE

inkys:

if you have a trampoline at your house there’s a 100% chance that when i’m over all i am thinking about is when can we go on the trampoline

ilovemesomefreakingpie:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

NOT A SINGLE LADY CANADA

kushbot3000:

*gets mad at you for being hot*

chosenprat:

I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

wish-iwerent-here:

rawrawrawrimmahobo:

watchtheskytonight:

wicked-literature:

REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.

my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

Bam.

J

the-land-of-misfit-toyss:

inbox:

dizzeedreamer:

I don’t understand schools.

If you have a broken leg you don’t have to do PE, but if you have social anxiety you’re forced to do public speaking

you are very stupid

you can get over social anxiety but you can’t get over a broken leg. speaking in front of people will only make you better at it next time but gym class will not make your leg better, it will make it worse

clearly you do not understand social anxiety 

kosplaybaby:

if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day

and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets

and i will whisper quietly 

“they called me cute”

timelordassbutt-from221b:

jumpushfall:

grapefruitshampoo:

I’m not even in the Hannibal fandom

and yet I’m in the Hannibal fandom

do you feel me?

i taste you

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore

thatweirdhorsegirlspersonal:

sir-laughsalot:

sir-laughsalot:

I was looking at my friend’s cat pictures and she has a cat that’s more attractive than some human girls…

I WASN’T KIDDING

officially less attractive than a cat

neither:

probably is probably my most used word probably

theyellowbrickroad:

I’m in Disneyworld and its raining like crazy and one of the princes strutted past me and said “even in the rain I look good” omfg

trolltina:

when my followers get romantic <3

parwadise:

unfollowers backwards is ‘srewollofnu’ which sounds like screw all of u

pizza:

i always change my mind about everything except the password i have been using since i was 10

shavingryansprivates:

if any of my followers have $1500 in disposable income hmu